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[amazon_link id="B000083C6V" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Peter and Lois Griffin’s[/amazon_link] safe word is “bananas.” I can’t say I’d let Peter Griffin close enough to me to be in a situation where we’d be using safe words, but there are some fictional men with whom I’d never ever use my safe word. I’d let him loose on me […]

I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. via someecards & awesome friend, Maria

The best relationship advice I can give you is make sure you are the crazy one. via someecards

I hope my excessive drinking, mental instability, and fat, disgusting body don’t keep you from having sexual relations with me later. via someecards