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I’m Siri… here to help. “You are useless” You’re certainly entitled to that opinion, Vicki. credit Angie Lynch

Surely Steve Jobs wasn’t imagining Siri to be used like this. But at least the iPhone now knows the difference between “hell” and “he’ll” so that it can give proper directions. NSFW: Play with headphones if you’re at work or if kids are around.

Siri: What can I help you with? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Siri: Listen to me, you little twerp. If you ask me one more inane question, so help me Jobs, I will end you. I know where you live, I know your schedule, who your family members are […]