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I already want to take a nap tomorrow. original source unknown

Hey Gal “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.” quote via Rick Santorum funder, billionaire¬†Foster Friess, February 16, 2012 on MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Reports

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. ~Kate Moss Bitch please, Have you tasted Nutella? source unknown

Unless by “BFF” you mean sneaky, conniving backstabber who records you and puts it on youtube. Or, uh, so I’ve heard… Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer… I saw the video. We need to talk… Source: Urly Bits