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joe manganiello

It’s hard *heh…hard* for me to even type this while I peel my eyes away from the pretty that I’ve discovered on Swoon Worthy. Which is basically an entire site of masturbatory fodder for straight women and gay men. You’re welcome, society. Here’s a taste: Michael Fassbender can fast-bend me over any time. ┬ávia Hollywood […]

May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike. Oh, yes. YES. YES. YES. via someecards;