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I hope my excessive drinking, mental instability, and fat, disgusting body don’t keep you from having sexual relations with me later. via someecards

Unless by “BFF” you mean sneaky, conniving backstabber who records you and puts it on youtube. Or, uh, so I’ve heard… Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer… I saw the video. We need to talk… Source: Urly Bits

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