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This year’s Kardashian-Jenner Khristmas Kard features teen side boob, not a single fat roll, and enough Botox to smooth a Shar-Pei’s face. Kardashian Kard 2011 | Kardashian Kard 2010 via Kim Kardashian

This is what happens when we’ve allowed attention spans to be shortened: The normally-epic 18-minute San Diego fireworks show is reduced to a 20-second Big Bang. Oops.

This election season, consider voting for a Lannister: Lannister/Lannister 2012 “Keepin’ It In The Family” Shirt credit & available from

Siri: What can I help you with? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Siri: Listen to me, you little twerp. If you ask me one more inane question, so help me Jobs, I will end you. I know where you live, I know your schedule, who your family members are […]