A letter to her 17-year-old son from pretty much the coolest, most responsible mom ever.

Hey,
It’s your mom. I don’t like this anymore than you do. TRUST ME! but I am way too young, impatient, & poor to have a grandkid at this time.
I don’t want to know if you’re having sex. I just need to know that if you are or plan to anytime soon, that you consider all of the consequences (and there are many!) and use these – NO MATTER WHAT!
Also, bad things can happen to your junk and that shit never goes away. Just saying.
LOVE,
ME

courtesy of Awesome friend, Tena

Can bacon really go too far? Like a bacon tie? Or a bacon koozie? Or bacon wrapping paper?

Hell-to-the-NO, bacon cannot go too far.

Happy Father’s Day, bacon lovers. This is your Christmas.

Perpetual Kid

from the video poster:

How to wake up a sleeping kid.
Only 3 years old!
For all you commentators and viewers, just to clarify a few things about this video.
This is my half little brother and she is my sister. My mother married a BIG Viking :) So brother looks a little more than 3 years.
The last time we woke him up in the car, he got so grumpy and cranky. And since he loves this kind of music we just had to try a new method. I think there are parents that can recognize this scene.
He is half Norwegian and half Chilean.

When you have the time to watch and feel, please watch and share.

I credit who I am today to you filling me with self-esteem and prescription stimulants.

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For when your sweatpants don’t have pockets, use what Baby Jeesus gave you.

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How to take a bathroom self-portrait:

1. Stand in front of your mirror.
2. Take a few test shots.
3. Review test shots for personal appliances.

This girl failed.

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Fart jokes RULE.

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