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Awesome Women

Before | After I’m fat. Fuck off. credit Bluntcard.com

ABOVE: This woman is 51. She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements. RIGHT: This woman is 51. She is Nigella Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter […]

GEE!! I wish I were A MAN I’d join the Navy Be a man and do it United States Navy Recruiting Station c. 1918, via Vintage Ad Browser

Not that we know anything about what’s going on in this video. Except we’re lying, and we say probably 95% of the things in Shit Girls Say.