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If only I could go back 10+ years and get The Pregnancy Book for Men for my own Baby Daddy. But 10+ years ago, life wasn’t as funny as it is now.

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“Your dad is a major nerd,” says obviously jealous asshole. “HELL YEAH, my dad is a major nerd. He can blow shit up because he’s like Bill Nye the Science Guy ON CRACK,” you respond. If this pretend conversation is one you’ve had, these Awesome Science Things are perfect to give your dad/husband/baby daddy/grandpappy for […]