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Awesome Man Meat

I think i [sic] sent that picture to the wrong number sorry source unknown via Awesome friend, Robin

Henrik Rummel, from his own verified Reddit account: This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go. Gawker’s photo-analysis of Henrik Rummel’s “non” boner: So: Rummel’s cock is squarely at a very healthy, high-end-of-normal length when not excited. He should be very proud […]

It’s hard *heh…hard* for me to even type this while I peel my eyes away from the pretty that I’ve discovered on Swoon Worthy. Which is basically an entire site of masturbatory fodder for straight women and gay men. You’re welcome, society. Here’s a taste: Michael Fassbender can fast-bend me over any time.  via Hollywood […]

Apparently, these men’s pinstripe dress sweatpants are coming soon to an online store near you. Two questions: Where are the women’s version? Who is this male model with the sweet ass? Follow-up question: Can this male model with the sweet ass do house calls? via Beta Brand