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Awesome Bodily Functions

Sometimes, you have to celebrate the little things. Or the big things if you’re lucky. 40% off orders at Cafe Press TODAY ONLY with code¬†MEM40 I pooped today Funny Large Mug by CafePress

For when your sweatpants don’t have pockets, use what Baby Jeesus gave you. see more Poorly Dressed

Winning the hearts and minds of progressive women everywhere. Best way to keep women from stealing the public’s money to pay for all their whoring: mandatory vasectomies. @michaelianblack screencap via Twitter, @michaelianblack

Hey Gal “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.” quote via Rick Santorum funder, billionaire¬†Foster Friess, February 16, 2012 on MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Reports