When you know your stuff is crap, label it so.
From the category archives:
Awesome Stocking Stuffers
If I were an artsy fartsy kinda girl, this color wheel necklace would be around my neck.
Apparently, it’s a real thing. Magnetic Poetry Kit: Original Magnetic Poetry: Little Box Of Smut Words Magnetic Poetry Bitch Magnetic Poetry – Sexual Innuendo Magnetic Poetry Kit: Edgar Allen Poet