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Awesome Nerd Gifts

 

Programming, motherfucker Do you speak it? programming-motherfucker.com via RedBubble

“Your dad is a major nerd,” says obviously jealous asshole. “HELL YEAH, my dad is a major nerd. He can blow shit up because he’s like Bill Nye the Science Guy ON CRACK,” you respond. If this pretend conversation is one you’ve had, these Awesome Science Things are perfect to give your dad/husband/baby daddy/grandpappy for […]

I’m not saying its [sic] the start of the Zombie Apocalypse, but when a dude bites off another dude’s face and doesn’t react to being shot…perhaps we should consider it. If you’re planning a trip to Florida, or if you live in the great Sunshine State, be prepared with this Basic Apocalyptic Preparedness Guide: There […]