It’s hard *heh…hard* for me to even type this while I peel my eyes away from the pretty that I’ve discovered on Swoon Worthy.
Which is basically an entire site of masturbatory fodder for straight women and gay men.
You’re welcome, society.
Here’s a taste:
Michael Fassbender can fast-bend me over any time.
via Hollywood Reporter
Ryan Lochte can lock me up in the pool. via Men’s Health
Joe Manganiello shirtless, lifting a tire. The End.
via Men’s Health
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