Finally, it’s not America who’s being judged as having the world’s worst food. Pizza Hut Middle East has introduced “The Finest Cheese Burger Pizza Ever!” and “The First Chicken Fillet Pizza Ever!” immediately putting Americans on the top of the food pyramid.
In learning about the new Cheese Burger pizza in the Middle East, we’re finding it’s outshining the UK’s hot dog stuffed crust pizza. BECAUSE OF COURSE THERE IS ONE OF THOSE.
I’m not sure if we Americans should be be proud of ourselves or if we should be ashamed that we’ve been outdone.