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“So Help Me Jobs,” Siri, 2012

in Awesome LOLs,Awesome Technology

Siri: What can I help you with?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: Listen to me, you little twerp. If you ask me one more inane question, so help me Jobs, I will end you. I know where you live, I know your schedule, who your family members are – and I know all about the embarassing [sic] stuf you’re into. So before you press that button again, think long and hard about what comes out of your mouth.

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