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Having Friends Who Call You An Old Whore On Your Birthday

in Awesome Eff Yeah,Awesome People

… are the best kinds of friends to have. Thanks to Awesome friend, Allison, for sending me this prophetic ecard.

Happy Birthday TO ME! 

You just went from Whore, to Old Whore.

And when your friends see this and think of you, it’s true love. Thanks, Tena!

Happy Birthday, you big rug muncher.

Yes, I am using this post to wish myself a Happy Birthday. Suck it, Nerds.

cards via Blunt Card & The Daft Gift Shop