When “I Do” Means “Let’s Bust Out The SHOTGUN And Shoot Ourselves Some Varmints!”

I’m not a wedding person. When I say I’m “not a wedding person,” I’m not being cute, coy or playful. I simply dislike weddings.

I like parties, I like getting drunk on other people’s dime and I like marriages, but weddings, well, weddings are boring.

I do like ugly things, though.

Now, my tastes run from the decidedly simple to the decidedly tacky, but this dress (link provided by Miss Disgrace)(also fabulously written about by AngiePangie) is indescribably Awesomely Awful.

Ugliest Wedding Dress Ever

Now I kinda want to go to a wedding where the bride wears it which goes against my whole No Wedding philosophy. But it’s CAMO! And a WEDDING dress!

My mind is blown.

Gallery of Fug Wedding Dresses:

Beyond Pregnant and Classy Wedding Dress

It’s like she’s resigned to looking stupid. I pretty much intend to wear this when I’m knocked up and getting married again.

Image from The Insider.

Um. Sock monkey wedding dress? Are we twelve?

According to my friends at Craptastrophe, this is a tampon wedding dress. I’m not okay with that. VERY not okay.

This would make a lovely bridesmaid dress to the camo wedding dress, don’t you think?

Tagged as: Gallery of Ugly Wedding Dresses, Ugly Wedding Dresses

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