I Love Jordan Catalano

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I Love Jordan Catalano

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Because Jordan Catalano is the fantasy of every girl of the 90s.

And by “Awesomely Geeky Graphic Leggings,” I mean, “geeky graphic leggings are awesome as long as you wear them with a top or dress long enough to literally cover your ass because leggings are not pants.”

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Making its way into the Top 10, the octopus is a foe for any girl with stickable legs.
Octopus Leggings

Octopus Leggings

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Whether you’re a nasty Slytherin or a lovable Hufflepuff, these Harry Potter-themed leggings are a magical addition to your wardrobe.

Harry Potter Slytherin Leggings
Harry Potter House Slytherin Leggings

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Ever wonder who would win in a Unicorn vs. Robot battle under a rainbow? Wonder no more! Leg fight yourself.

Aw Hell Yeah Battle Unicorn Robot Leggings
AW Hell Yeah Battle Unicorn vs. Robot Rainbow Leggings

7.

You have stars in your eyes and between your legs, and that’s not even dirty.

Fresh Take Leggings in Universe
Fresh Take Leggings in Universe

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Speaking of being between your legs, put Ryan Gosling’s face there. And yes, that was meant to sound dirty.

Crazy, Stupid, Lovely Leggings
Crazy, Stupid, Lovely Ryan Gosling Leggings

5.

Let’s be serious here. James Franco’s face all over your legs, between your knees, and on your ass? Who DOESN’T want that?

To Be Franco Leggings
To Be Franco Leggings

4.

Finally, when someone asks you, “Are those kittens in space on your legs, or are you just happy to see me?” you can answer proudly, “YES!”

Kitty Constellations Leggings
Kitty Constellations Leggings

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There’s hardly nothing geekier than wearing some Star Wars swag. But I did say “hardly,” so let’s move up the countdown.

The Empire Strikes Laid-Back Leggings
The Empire Strikes Laid-Back Leggings

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And then we have the Doctor Who Tardis leggings. I don’t know a single Doctor Who fan who wouldn’t want these.

3D TARDIS Leggings
3D TARDIS Leggings

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Now you ask, “How can these world map leggings be the geekiest?” Well, friend. These are the geekiest because geography, and there’s no one who’s a fan of geography.

Mapped Crusader Leggings
Mapped Crusader Leggings

This is me. 1,000 TIMES ME. Like, I could sue her for stealing my identity.

12 Signs Being Ladylike Isn’t Your Forte

How can they not? I mean, LOOK AT THIS. My loins, they quiver at the moves these aerobaticians are throwing down.