Because Jordan Catalano is the fantasy of every girl of the 90s.
And by “Awesomely Geeky Graphic Leggings,” I mean, “geeky graphic leggings are awesome as long as you wear them with a top or dress long enough to literally cover your ass because leggings are not pants.”
Whether you’re a nasty Slytherin or a lovable Hufflepuff, these Harry Potter-themed leggings are a magical addition to your wardrobe.
Ever wonder who would win in a Unicorn vs. Robot battle under a rainbow? Wonder no more! Leg fight yourself.
You have stars in your eyes and between your legs, and that’s not even dirty.
Speaking of being between your legs, put Ryan Gosling’s face there. And yes, that was meant to sound dirty.
Let’s be serious here. James Franco’s face all over your legs, between your knees, and on your ass? Who DOESN’T want that?
Finally, when someone asks you, “Are those kittens in space on your legs, or are you just happy to see me?” you can answer proudly, “YES!”
There’s hardly nothing geekier than wearing some Star Wars swag. But I did say “hardly,” so let’s move up the countdown.
And then we have the Doctor Who Tardis leggings. I don’t know a single Doctor Who fan who wouldn’t want these.
Now you ask, “How can these world map leggings be the geekiest?” Well, friend. These are the geekiest because geography, and there’s no one who’s a fan of geography.
This is me. 1,000 TIMES ME. Like, I could sue her for stealing my identity.