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“Also, bad things can happen to your junk and that shit never goes away.”

in Awesome Moms,Awesome Parenting,Awesome Sexing

A letter to her 17-year-old son from pretty much the coolest, most responsible mom ever.

Hey,
It’s your mom. I don’t like this anymore than you do. TRUST ME! but I am way too young, impatient, & poor to have a grandkid at this time.
I don’t want to know if you’re having sex. I just need to know that if you are or plan to anytime soon, that you consider all of the consequences (and there are many!) and use these – NO MATTER WHAT!
Also, bad things can happen to your junk and that shit never goes away. Just saying.
LOVE,
ME

courtesy of Awesome friend, Tena

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Bacon Gone Too Far

in Awesome Bacon,Awesome Stuffs

Can bacon really go too far? Like a bacon tie? Or a bacon koozie? Or bacon wrapping paper?

Hell-to-the-NO, bacon cannot go too far.

Happy Father’s Day, bacon lovers. This is your Christmas.

Perpetual Kid

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The Proper Way Wake Up A Toddler

in Awesome Kids,Awesome Music,Awesome Videos

from the video poster:

How to wake up a sleeping kid.
Only 3 years old!
For all you commentators and viewers, just to clarify a few things about this video.
This is my half little brother and she is my sister. My mother married a BIG Viking :) So brother looks a little more than 3 years.
The last time we woke him up in the car, he got so grumpy and cranky. And since he loves this kind of music we just had to try a new method. I think there are parents that can recognize this scene.
He is half Norwegian and half Chilean.